"On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday"
Griffin's explanation for the crash was that he was watching a video and cranking it "all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk." That will hold up in court.
Great stuff.
"When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove." Well, give the guy a break. How many hands does he have.
Thanks to Sean for sending the link
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