Tuesday, September 19, 2006
"Doctor Accused of Giving Stripper a Hand"
"The dancer, Linda Kay, kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. Friends have said she called the hand 'Freddy.'"
She also had 6 skulls in her apartment.
Machon is not sure if there is even a punch line here. We just think she should go away, far away. We also think they should tighten up the policy on selecting exotic dancers.
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