Tuesday, September 19, 2006

"Doctor Accused of Giving Stripper a Hand"

"The dancer, Linda Kay, kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. Friends have said she called the hand 'Freddy.'"

She also had 6 skulls in her apartment.

Machon is not sure if there is even a punch line here. We just think she should go away, far away. We also think they should tighten up the policy on selecting exotic dancers.

Lend a Helping Hand to your Local Strippers

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