Tuesday, September 05, 2006

5 quick recommendations with Michael Jackson and borderline child porn video games stealing the thunder

1. Rockport, MA
2. Ctrl, Alt, Delete
3. Homemade Beef Jerky
4. The Terrier Breed
5. Sega Genisis with (at least) 3 games
a. NHL 94
b. Streets of Rage II
c. Moonwalker*

*The concept of this game is that you, Mike Jackson, use your dancing abilities to save the children. At the end of each level, you open closets, chests, and doors and "rescue" 5 year olds. Then the children, accompanied by Mike, run giddily off stage. Why was this allowed, why was this sold in aisle 4 of Toys "backwards R" Us , Dickens couldn't foreshadow like this. I mean, come on. Best moment of the game? After Mike saves the children, they do some sort of thankful gesture that more or less looks like a BJ. Little kids, kinda giving MJ a BJ, you can't make this stuff up.

Download The Game

Mike’s B-Day celebration. This just won’t happen again.

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