Spam

One of my duties at my day job is monitoring emails that come into the company sales box. And on a Monday morning, like today, that often entails a couple hundred emails or so; a large portion of which is spam. All of it gets deleted, of course, but there are always a few subjects that stand out and add some brief enjoyment to my day. Here, as an example, are my favorite spam subjects from today...

“I felt it myself when my girlfriend left me!”

“And it smells of sulfur to this day”

“Test the sweets of the life yourself”

“Check out for H-O-T-N-E-S-S!”

“Exploitation and pillage”