Sunday, December 17, 2006

5 bad recommendations

1. Got some free time this week? Feel a little stressed out? Well jump in your car and head over to your mall. Make sure to wear a jacket, because nothing beats sweating through four layers of clothing while eating samples in the food court.

2. Hungry? Hurry up and get over to BK and chow down on their Triple Whopper with Cheese . In fact, your better off just grabbing one while you are in the food court at the mall.

3. Go rent "Car 54: Where Are You?".

4. Purchase a Huge Picture of an athlete and throw it up on your living room wall. Nothing will add that welcoming touch you're looking for during the holidays like a Carmelo Cut Out next to your tree. Can we get it with him slapping some Knicks in the face as well? Seriously, who is buying these things. I understand for a child’s bedroom, but their commercials are aimed at middle aged white men. I don't know, maybe I am just not hip anymore.

5. Go catch a Hornets game. I advocate going to see as many sporting events as you can, but if I lived in New Orleans and was given tickets I would not go. Stern thinks they will turn it around, but until that point... I'd rather watch water boil.


Anonymous said...

It'd be kind of hard to catch a Hornets game in Charlotte considering they moved to New Orleans. Well unless they're coming in to play the Bobcats, but then why the hell would you want to do that? I'd rather spend $30 at CVS.

Machon said...

Wow, I can't believe I typed Charlotte.. thanks for mentioning it, guess my mind was else where.

Either way, The name of the post is "Bad Recommendations". I also don't approve of mall trips, anything from BK, Car 54, or Fathead.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever watched water boil?
It is pretty boring.